Observation of the day ...

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When you get older:

You start talking to the microwave.

You are undecided about whether to keep used but still mostly good wrapping paper.

You say out loud what you're going to do next.

When playing a game you easily see the move you should have made.

In winter. many more surfaces seem "icy".

You say "a nice hot cup of .."

Your bladder has taken precedence over all other organs.

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