Monday, February 10, 2020

Jokes of the day

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A child went to when to a shop selling greeting cards.
Sales clerk: "What do you want?"
Child: "A 'Get well soon-but not too soon' card for my math teacher."

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James: "Did I tell you about the time when I faced a real tiger?"
Tom: "No What happened?"
James: "He stared right into my eyes and roared."
Tom: "What happened then?"
James: "I moved on to the next cage."

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Before you judge a person walk a mile in his shoes.

After that — Well, who cares? He is a mile away and you have got his shoes.


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