Jokes of the day

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What did you get when a pig mixed two colors?
Pigment

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Do you know why you should never tell a pig a secret?
Because they love to squeal

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How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster

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Why don't monkeys play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs there.

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Can you think of what is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.

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What kind of a key opens a banana?
A monKEY

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"Feelings come and go like clouds in a windy sky. Conscious breathing is my anchor." 

— Thích Nhất Hạnh (Stepping into Freedom: Rules of Monastic Practice for Novices)

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