Saturday, February 29, 2020

Jokes of the day

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?

Bugs bunny.

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Why are teddy bears never hungry?

They are always stuffed!

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Where do polar bears vote?

The North Pole

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What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?

A teapot!

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"The more tranquil a person becomes, the greater is their success, their influence, their power for good. Calmness of mind is one of the beautiful jewels of wisdom." 

— James Allen

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