Jokes of the day

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Why did the painting go to jail?

Because it was framed!

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What did one wall say to other wall?

I’ll meet you at the corner.

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Roy and Kaleb are sitting in grass enjoying themselves. There’s a large flock of sheep close by.

Roy: “I wonder how many sheep there are.”

Kaleb: “There’s 1232 sheep.”

Roy gets up, goes to the shepherd and asks him how many sheep there are, and indeed, there’s 1232 of them.

Roy: “How on earth did you know how many sheep there are?”

Kaleb: “That’s easy; you count all the legs and divide the number by 4.”

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“Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including you.”

— Anne Lamott

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