Saturday, February 1, 2020

Joke of the day

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Two college freshmen have just moved into their new apartment.

Joe came out of the bathroom frowning. "I used that toilet brush you bought. I don't think it's any good.”

“Why not?" Frank asked.

“I don’t know, too rough. I like the toilet paper better.” Joe replied.

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What do you call a famous monster?

Mon-star!

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What kind of witch lives on the beach?

A sand witch!

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“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.” 

― Emerson


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