Jokes of the day

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“If a book about failure doesn't sell, is it a success?”

― Jerry Seinfeld

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“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”

― Winston S. Churchill

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Knock Knock

Who's there?!

B-4 !

B-4 who ?

B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !

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I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

- Mitch Hedberg

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