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What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat?
Hits a gnome and runs.
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How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
He was hooked on trees his whole life.
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Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had very low elf esteem.
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What do you call a broke Santa Claus?
Saint-nickel-less.
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What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
--Do you smell carrots?
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