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Question: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
Answer: He felt his presents.
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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Donut. Donut who?
Donut open your presents ‘til Christmas!
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Question: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
Answer: In the dictionary!
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Question: Why did Santa buy a brown cow?
Answer: Because he wanted chocolate milk!
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Question: Why does Mrs. Claus do her laundry in Tide?
Answer: Because it’s too cold out-tide!
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Question: What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
Answer: You get Tinsel-itis!
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Question: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Answer: Nothing, it was on the house!
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