Joke of the day

.
.
.
A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating, recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."

.
.
.
.
The twisted tree lives a full life, while the straight tree ends up as boards.

.
.
.