Jokes of the day ....

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What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog?

The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.

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Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.


There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.


I used to be a butler, but found the work wasn't my cup of tea.

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