Jokes of the day

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.I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.


There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together. They are called velcrows.


When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.


Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

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