Jokes of the day

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To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!


If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.


Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him, a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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