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I used to be a Velcro salesman, but couldn't stick with it.
A magician was driving down the road.. then he turned into a drive way!
What did the mother say to her kids when she came home to find the sink piled high? Dishes a real mess!
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
They arrested a man for passing himself off as the comedian named Seinfeld....the charge was playjerism.
What Disney movie is about a gal who couldn't rise above a housecleaning position? The Little Mere Maid
I used to be a banker, but lost interest in the work.
What do you get if you fire a bullet into a tree with no leaves? A cartridge in a bare tree.
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