Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Jokes of the day

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.


Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? Because it's two tired.


What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than "A" bra


No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.


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