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Teacher to student. "Do you know anything about the Dead Sea?"
John: "No, I didn’t even know it was sick."
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Why do Eskimos do their laundry in Tide?
Because it’s too cold out-tide!
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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?
He wanted to see time fly!
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"I find more peace with you."
— Richelle Mead (Vampire Academy (Vampire Academy, #1)
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