Joke of the day

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A boy woke up one morning and told his mom that he was having nightmares.

His mom asked, “What was your nightmare about?”

“Well,” the boy replied, “First I was a wigwam. And then I was a tee-pee.”

His mom put her arms around the boy and said, “Honey, you're just two tents (too tense).”

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