Sunday, February 10, 2019

Jokes of the day

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What has 4 legs but can’t walk?

A table!

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Why did the king draw straight lines?

Because he was the ruler!

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“Hello, I would like to try on that dress in the window please.”


“I’m afraid you’ll have to use the dressing room for that.”

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All mushrooms are edible. Some are edible only once.


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