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A mother and father brought their brand new baby home from the hospital. When it needed a diaper change, the father said, “You do this one, honey. I'll get the next one.” The next time the baby needed changing, the woman brought it to her husband. He looked at her and explained, “Oh, I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby.”
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Knock Knock...
Who's there?
A pear.
A pear who?
A-pear-antly your doorbell is broken!
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