Tuesday, August 7, 2018

Jokes of the day ....

.
.
.
================

What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can’t tuna fish.

=====================

What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can’t hear you.

=====================

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

===================

Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?

It might crack up.

====================
Why didn't the egg want to hatch?

It was chicken.


.
.
.

No comments:

Post a Comment