Joke of the Day ...

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(*?*) - A Little Jury Help

A man being tried for murder happens to know one of the jurors. Before jury deliberation, the man finds a way to contact his friend and emphatically demands that he vote for life in prison with the possibility of parole. The friend agrees.

The jury deliberates for a week and returns a verdict of guilty with life imprisonment. The convicted man phones his friend and asks why it took so long for the verdict.

His friend says, 'It took me a long time to convince the other jurors for life imprisonment.'

'Why is that?'

'Because they wanted to acquit you!'

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