Jokes of the Day ....

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"I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made me."
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Where do you find the most vampires in New York?
The Vampire State Building!
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Where do you get microwaves?
Tiny beaches!
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Doctor, doctor, I've a pain at the base of my back!
Let’s get to the bottom of this!
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What does the cat like on his hot dogs!
Mouse-stard!
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What do cats like to eat?
Mice-cream!
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“One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes.”
Jack Handy

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