Joke of the day

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What kind of tooth is worth a dollar?
A buck tooth!
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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
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Lily Munster: "There's an ancient Transylvanian proverb we used to have in the old country: always put the shortest chain on the oldest wolf."
- The Munsters (1964)
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"Book collecting is an obsession, an occupation, a disease, an addiction, a fascination, an absurdity, a fate. It is not a hobby. Those who do it must do it. Those who do not do it, think of it as a cousin of stamp collecting, a sister of the trophy cabinet, born of a sound bank account and a weak mind."
— Jeanette Winterson
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