Joke of the day

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?
He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why did the chicken, the turkey, the duck, and the goose all cross the road?
For some fowl reason!
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Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
It was an early bird!

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