Joke of the Day ...

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How is a cat different from a frog?
A cat has nine lives while a frog croaks every day!
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Where do baby cows eat their lunch at school?
The calf-eteria!
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Nick Knight: I take it you need something.
Javier Vachon: Your doctor friend.
Nick Knight: What for?
Javier Vachon: I've got a sick friend. I need her help.
Nick Knight : She's not that kind of doctor.
Javier Vachon: I hear she's pretty good with the dead. And the undead. Look, I can't take this one to the hospital. In the emergency room, what am I'm gonna tell them? He's allergic to penicillin, garlic, sunlight, crosses, and food. He's about four hundred and fifty and he can fly.

Javier Vachon (played by Ben Bass) is a fictional character in the Canadian television series Forever Knight

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