Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Joke of the day ..

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(*_*) - Everyday someone tells me to exercise

So, I got a dog and named it 'Twenty Miles'. This way I can tell people that I walk twenty miles everyday.

Also, I renamed the john the jim, this way I can say "I've already been to the jim this morning."

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Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Joke of the Day ....

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All the bugs organized a big party. The snowy weather did not dampen their spirits. All the bugs arrive but one. Where's centipede?
Finally, the centipede arrives after a couple of hours.
When the host looked at him inquiringly he explained, "There was a 'Please wipe your feet' sign over the doormat." .
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It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.
~Henry David Thoreau
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What do you call two witches that live together?
Broommates!
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What is the one room a ghost can’t go into?
The living room!

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Monday, January 29, 2018

Joke of the Day

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What game do kid ghosts love?
Hide and shriek!
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Where do baby ghosts go while their parents are at work?
Day scare!

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Saturday, January 27, 2018

Joke of the day

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A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre .
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied,
'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings
'I had no Monet
To buy Degas
To make the Van Gogh
See if you have De Gaulle to tell this joke to someone else....
I told it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.
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Thursday, January 25, 2018

Free Nook Books January 26, 2018

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LIST FOR FRIDAY Jan 26, 2018

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.



PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

Past Lives

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/past-lives-christopher-kokoski/1125283062?ean=2940153480107

Paradox

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/paralysis-paradox-stewart-sanders/1123224951?ean=2940152765076

Hyden

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hydens-law-hurri-cosmo/1123424675?ean=2940152624762

Time

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-time-traveler-the-laws-of-oneness-charles-neuf/1127144483?ean=9781387160532

Fringe

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/past-the-fringe-david-arthur/1126988137?ean=2940154869482

Bright Night Past Yesterday

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bright-night-past-yesterday-alexander-ulysses-thor/1119080951?ean=2940045280440

Escape

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/escape-from-the-past-annette-oppenlander/1124196233?ean=2940153140391

Kill

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/kill-the-past-destroy-the-world-rory-mackay/1122462887?ean=2940152074451


NONFICTION

On Liberty

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/on-liberty-mill-john-stuart/1123848171?ean=9789176371527

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/on-liberty-john-stuart-mill/1116811241?ean=9781365632204

Strategic

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/strategic-advising-bob-conrad/1103852679?ean=2940011331091

Haitian

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/haitian-revolution-hourly-history/1125327017?ean=2940154214602

Proletarian

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/proletarian-peasants-robert-edelman/1112121805?ean=9781501707674

Point Pleasant

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-battle-of-point-pleasant-colin-mustful/1118325173?ean=9781304784896

The Women of the American Revolution

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/women-of-the-american-revolution-e-f-ellet/1100017945?ean=2940024814932

Haitian Revolution

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/haitian-revolution-captivating-history/1126718241?ean=2940154682142

Revolutions

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/revolutions-for-fun-and-profit-ryan-shattuck/1113022415?ean=2940011080234

Postcard

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/postcard-revolution-bob-blain/1116985903?ean=2940045286473

Case

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-case-for-ordinary-people-in-national-history-justin-cahill/1121119897?ean=2940046534597

Living

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/living-and-dying-in-the-past-michael-adashefski/1122003580?ean=2940151930376

20 Men

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/twenty-men-with-a-past-will-coe/1107878178?ean=2940032876885

Know the Past

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/know-the-past-find-the-future-various/1101987467?ean=9781101539446

How to Write

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-write-a-convincing-past-performance-west-palm-consulting-llc/1123406804?ean=2940152623994

Revolution of the Mind

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/revolution-of-the-mind-michael-david-fox/1123891532?ean=9781501705380

Belladonna

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/belladonna-from-my-past-rachael-s-damar/1120021663?ean=9781501419966

Florida Mental Health

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/florida-laws-and-rules-for-mental-health-professionals-netce/1120862298?ean=2940159004017


ROMANCE

The Counterfeit Bride

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-counterfeit-bride-liberty-blake/1114973300?ean=2940016455303

Capturing

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/capturing-liberty-dg-whiskey/1124892275?ean=2940153504827

Out

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/out-of-the-past-dana-roquet/1117523319?ean=2940045686679

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

Galician

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/jesus-speaks-galician-olivia-stowe/1125323031?ean=2940153905860

Margaret

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-margaret-amelia-rose/1123741171?ean=2940152995992

Catching

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/catching-onix-renee-conoulty/1126030761?ean=2940154070345

Promising

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-promising-new-start-mario-v-farina/1124623819?ean=2940153733777

Felicity

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/felicity-falls-in-love-audra-bell/1125686405?ean=2940154207987

Western

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/western-romance-s-bridges/1122692460?ean=2940152365566

Saving

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/saving-hope-mia-hartley/1123873360?ean=2940153223094

Ship Bells

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/when-ship-bells-ring-donna-hatch/1123521460?ean=2940152919295

Skyline

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/skyline-nia-eze/1126620472?ean=2940154423318

Silver

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-katie-wyatt/1127456464?ean=2940154968055

French

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/clean-christian-romance-harriet-lord/1122692520?ean=2940152279894

Beyond

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/beyond-24-prakash-hegade/1125408210?ean=2940153930992

Silent

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/silent-feelings-hp-ron/1122753134?ean=2940152388794

Services

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/for-services-rendered-francis-w-porretto/1123441103?ean=2940152629774

Flight

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/love-takes-flight-chantal-williams/1124693362?ean=2940153489018

Anna

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/anna-partridge-in-a-pear-tree-stephanie-dagg/1127727636?ean=2940155063520

Regency

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/historical-romance-rose-haven/1122692280?ean=2940152366686

Please

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/please-come-to-dundee-anne-hendricks/1123516415?ean=2940152916706

Coffee

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/coffee-chronicles-chandrapal-khasiya/1124676827?ean=2940153745046

Ikigai

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ikigai-aubree-jackson/1122097966?ean=2940151960625

Fairfield

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fairfield-amish-romance-elanor-miller/1122874596?ean=2940152436976

Love is

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/love-isblind-gabriela-louis/1124084915?ean=2940153116136

Runaway

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-runaway-queen-shantal-sessions/1127170434?ean=2940154927175

Revenge

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/revenge-emily-josephine/1127546494?ean=2940154633106

Choice

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-choice-crystal-crawford/1127794370?ean=2940155080442

Alexandra

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/alexandra-lauren-royal/1124782662?ean=2940151109864

Pitch

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/pitch-black-clean-version-elise-noble/1127130414?ean=2940158708305

Secret

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/regency-romance-jessie-bennett/1124368360?ean=2940153221939

Handkerchief

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-handkerchief-jerusha-moors/1124649915?ean=2940153736020

Springtide

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-springtide-meeting-emily-murdoch/1127785324?ean=2940155078340

Page

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/page-tanya-anne-crosby/1127403927?ean=2940153180311

Lone Star

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lone-star-cowboy-league-linda-ford/1126400489?ean=9781488032677

FICTION

New Dusk

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/new-dusk-liberty-gilmore/1127619061?ean=2940155030348

Diminishing

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-law-of-diminishing-returns-violet-augusta/1122308303?ean=2940152036022

Our Children

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/past-prologue-gary-sapp/1120859047?ean=2940046439878

Freedom

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/freedom-from-the-past-clare-tanner/1108001919?ean=2940032901785

Past Friends

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/past-friends-kennie-kayoz/1118970809?ean=2940045783552

Wrapped

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wrapped-in-the-past-chess-desalls/1123362753?ean=9780997122749

Liberty Box

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-liberty-box-ca-gray/1122862097?ean=2940153774664

Of Christmases Past

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/of-christmases-past-d-lee-warren/1120170376?ean=2940046100129

Back

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/back-to-the-past-heidi-shell/1107391735?ean=9781105205255

Whispers

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/whispers-of-my-past-jennifer-gisselbrecht-hyena/1125923540?ean=2940157474379

Changing

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/changing-the-past-jessica-e-larsen/1122360754?ean=2940152044430

SPIRITUALITY/ PHILOSOPHY/ RELIGION

Spirit

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-spirit-within-ms-liberty-forrest/1113958481?ean=2940045146500

Pandeism

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-panendeism-treatise-benjamin-sullivan/1126272400?ean=9788826076690

Nature's Law

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/natures-law-chanchal/1126893488?ean=2940154482728

Understanding

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/understanding-the-laws-of-the-realms-norman-sabadi/1116351753?ean=2940045195126

Past Life

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/past-life-living-in-the-present-shirley-hessel/1113576097?ean=2940044983014

Time Traveler

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-time-traveler-marches-protests-violence-past-charles-e-neuf-cpp/1127144598?ean=9781387214785

The Past

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-past-or-the-coming-future-l-c-walker/1025707619?ean=2940011089589

Letting

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-power-of-inner-change-for-outer-results-vol-1-letting-go-of-the-past-simple-and-fast-energy-healing-for-limiting-beliefs-and-minor-childhood-trauma-marese-hickey/1125258201?ean=2940153840222

MYSTERY/ THRILLER

True Ghost

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/true-ghost-stories-and-hauntings-travis-s-kennedy/1123539443?ean=2940154874516

Revisited

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/past-revisited-c-a-vincent/1125265368?ean=2940153885216

Antigirl

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-antigirl-murders-jeremy-swank/1113845802?ean=2940045075770

Interview

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-interview-with-cynthia-masters-rena-fruchter/1115122715?ean=9781782348146

Murder on the Mountain

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-on-the-mountain-glennandsasha-gabriel/1108076825?ean=2940032938446

B Flat

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-on-b-flat-donald-harry-roberts/1125552113?ean=2940153982106

South of France

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-in-the-south-of-france-susan-kiernan-lewis/1116599257?ean=2940148518501

Mayhem

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mayhem-murder-and-marijuana-arik-kaplan/1127731439?ean=9781543917666

Micro

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-micro-adventures-of-curi-murder-or-mercy-michael-a-marquez/1108076202?ean=9781105298196

Sonoma

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sonoma-squares-murder-mystery-robert-digitale/1112135124?ean=2940044692008

Comedy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-comedy-of-murders-george-herman/1000406699?ean=2940153526706

Ward's Law

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wards-laws-doug-ward/1108337651?ean=2940032973003

Past Crimes

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/past-crimes-ashley-gardner/1126793229?ean=2940158730887

Mating

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-mating-nicky-charles/1124065361?ean=2940000826966

Law of Attraction

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/law-of-attraction-rebecca-gibson/1114512511?ean=2940044300958

American Mayhem

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/american-mayhem-episode-one-this-fantasy-series-is-based-in-your-possible-future-no-big-brother-no-law-and-order-mackenzie-stark/1127579321?ean=2940158318269

Prisoner

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/prisoner-of-my-past-diana-murdock/1101222455?ean=9781497785694

Ghost of Christmas

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ghost-of-christmas-past-joy-eileen/1123048266?ean=2940152667622

Incorrigible

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/incorrigible-morgen-rich/1115835723?ean=2940044588875

Half Past

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/half-past-one-audrey-valiant/1119394941?ean=2940045029629

Surviving

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/surviving-the-past-eleanor-dineen/1119080763?ean=2940045805476

Ark

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ark-joleene-naylor/1125532129?ean=2940045968522

Change

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/from-the-pen-of-greg-norgaard-book-1-greg-norgaard/1121342321?ean=2940046613346

Annihilating

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/annihilating-the-past-benjamin-broke/1120172003?ean=2940046081398

SPECULATION / THEORIES

REVOLUTION OR EXTINCTION

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/revolution-or-extinction-revolution-or-extinction-mark-lee-krangle/1114719603?ean=2940148163091


GRAPHIC NOVEL/ MANGA

Lori

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lori-lovecraft-mike-vosburg/1119019103?ean=9781620989685

HUMOR

Dodging

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dodging-eros-through-past-present-and-pleasure-cardyn-brooks/1123283130?ean=2940154525548

Dear Becky

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dear-becky-unsolicited-comments-of-a-mother-in-law-k-guest/1117442818?ean=2940045432085

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Jokes of the day

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A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. 'How much do you want for the mower?' asked the preacher.
'I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle,' said the little boy.
After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, Will you take my bike in trade for it?'
The little boy asked if he could try it out first, and, after riding the bike around a little while, said, 'Mister, you've got yourself a deal.'
The preacher took the mower and began to crank it. He pulled on the rope a few times with no response from the mower. The preacher called the little boy over and said, 'I can't get this mower to start.'
The little boy said, 'That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started.'
The preacher said, I can't cuss. It's been so long since I became a Christian that I don't even remember how to cuss.'
The little boy looked at him happily and said, 'You just keep pulling on that rope. It'll come back to ya.'
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What did the hat say to the necklace?
You hang around and I’ll go on a head!
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What has two legs but can’t walk?
A pair of pants!
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Wednesday, January 24, 2018

Joke of the day

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What kind of tooth is worth a dollar?
A buck tooth!
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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
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Lily Munster: "There's an ancient Transylvanian proverb we used to have in the old country: always put the shortest chain on the oldest wolf."
- The Munsters (1964)
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"Book collecting is an obsession, an occupation, a disease, an addiction, a fascination, an absurdity, a fate. It is not a hobby. Those who do it must do it. Those who do not do it, think of it as a cousin of stamp collecting, a sister of the trophy cabinet, born of a sound bank account and a weak mind."
— Jeanette Winterson
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Tuesday, January 23, 2018

Jokes of the Day ....

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Q. What's a cats favorite color?
A. Purr-ple
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What did the Mama Cow say to the Baby Cow?
It's pasture bedtime.
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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
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Monday, January 22, 2018

Joke of the Day

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How do farmers count their cows?
Cow-culators!
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How do chickens get strong?
Egg-cersize!
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Doctor, doctor, everyone thinks I'm a liar!
I don't believe you!
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Sunday, January 21, 2018

Joke of the Day ...

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This just about sums up my entire school experience ....
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The elementary class was learning about addition.
The teacher asks little Cindy, "If I give you two cats, and Jimmy gives you two more, and Sally gives you two more, how many cats would you have?"
Cindy thinks about it for a few seconds and says, "Seven."
The teacher says, "No, let's try again. Listen carefully.
I give you two, Jimmy gives you two more, and then Sally gives you two more."
Cindy spends a few minutes thinking it out, and again says, "Seven."
The teacher says, "Let's try it another way.
If I put two apples on your desk, then two more, and then two more, how many apples would you have?"
Cindy says, "Six."
The teacher says, "Good, now if I give you two cats, and Jimmy gives you two more, and then Sally gives you two more, how many cats would you have?"
Cindy again says, "Seven."
The teacher, obviously frustrated, yells at Cindy, "Why do you keep saying seven?!"
Cindy says, "Because...
I've already got a cat!"
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Saturday, January 20, 2018

Jokes of the Day

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Where’s the best area for catching flatfish?
Anywhere - there’s lots of plaices!
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Where’s the best place to enjoy Halloween?
Lake Eerie!
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Which animal is the best baseball player?
A bat!
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Thursday, January 18, 2018

Free Nook Books January 19, 2018

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LIST FOR FRIDAY Jan 19, 2018


Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)


*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.



PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

They Won't Stop

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/they-wont-stop-stephen-odaire/1119957509?ean=9781501462979

Spycam

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/spycam-zoe-wynns/1127072484?ean=2940154539217

Wolf

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wolfs-attack-la-lunga-notte-della-paura-manuel-mura/1126411282?ean=9788892659117

Jazz

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/jazz-ryft-brand/1119907985?ean=2940046051742

HEALTH/WELLNESS

Healthy Habits

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/21-daily-habits-for-healthy-women-dr-arcoma-gonz-lez-lambert/1125817501?ean=2940154094143

Anxiety

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-stop-anxiety-disorder-and-panic-attacks-adam-colton/1127238052?ean=2940154892435

Panic

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/beating-panic-attacks-james-weaver/1117264981?ean=2940045354462

Anxiety Cure

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/anxiety-cure-workbook-the-blokehead/1121820613?ean=2940151890533

NONFICTION

Cologne

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/attack-in-cologne-frederick-hoehn/1123242971?ean=2940157650780

Cyber Attacks

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cyber-attacks-and-the-law-of-war-michael-gervais/1118525938?ean=9781304829139

Waiting

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/waiting-for-justice-dennis-whelan/1117659744?ean=9781483513423

Space

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-federal-space-administration-leland-martin/1121299755?ean=2940046600476

Your Right

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/your-right-to-federal-records-us-department-of-justice-office-of-management-and-budget-us-general-services-administration/1113533369?ean=9781612211299

Bank Accounts

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bank-accounts-are-changing-federal-deposit-insurance-corporation/1113533371?ean=9781612211282

FDIC

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/you-can-organize-and-simplify-your-financial-life-federal-deposit-insurance-corporation/1113533372?ean=9781612211275

The Albanian struggle

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-albanian-struggle-in-the-old-world-and-new-federal-writers-project-of-the-works-progress-administration-of-massachusetts/1026813042?ean=2940023940663

Oceanographic

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/oceanographic-research-in-the-federal-government-federal-council-for-science-and-technology-us-committee-on-oceanography/1026782846?ean=2940025233893

Federal Contract

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/federal-contract-bundling-united-states-congress-house-committee-on-small-business/1027403033?ean=2940029330826

Tax Relief

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-get-irs-tax-relief-david-hickam/1115292049?ean=2940044519008

Federal Reserve Act

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-federal-reserve-act-a-discussion-of-the-principles-and-operations-of-the-new-banking-act-as-originally-published-in-the-wall-street-journal-and-the-boston-news-bureau-including-a-description-of-the-financial-commercial-and-industrial-characteristi/1027278926?ean=2940028964169

Abolish

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/abolish-the-federal-reserve-richard-lighthouse/1127226480?ean=2940154585795

Funding

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/funding-your-education-us-department-of-education/1120790681?ean=9780160926235


CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

I Love Thee

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-love-thee-faith-blum/1125578977?ean=2940154246450

Secretly

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/secretly-in-love-jackie-castle/1125453687?ean=2940154246207

Freshman

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/freshman-girl-and-junior-guy-mina-v-esguerra/1125515689?ean=2940153968988

Hello

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hello-soulmate-faith-anna/1124360303?ean=2940153671727

Please

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/please-come-to-dundee-anne-hendricks/1123516415?ean=2940152916706

Just

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/just-a-bundle-of-roses-mario-v-farina/1126384243?ean=2940154363041

When Ship Bells Ring

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/when-ship-bells-ring-donna-hatch/1123521460?ean=2940152919295

Landry

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/landrys-back-in-town-margery-scott/1123590401?ean=2940152837056

Woman

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-woman-in-the-diner-mario-v-farina/1124084906?ean=2940153116037

Gratitude

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gratitude-khaleel-jooste/1123106725?ean=2940152498158

Bryony

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-bryonys-destiny-karla-gracey/1125423752?ean=2940154210239

Christmas

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christmas-khaleel-jooste/1123320334?ean=2940152592382

Reclusive

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-reclusive-billionaire-book-one-dc-chagnon/1122870803?ean=2940152433579

Rescued

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rescued-by-love-sophie-dawson/1126682760?ean=2940154730645

Princess

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-princess-the-pig-keeper-dc-rivers/1123238302?ean=2940152778755

Finding

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/finding-love-in-costa-rica-clovis-whitman/1123665140?ean=2940153163574

Brand New

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/brand-new-cowboy-charlene-bright/1127066885?ean=2940154538494

Englishman

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/englishman-in-blackpool-jenny-obrien/1126663027?ean=2940154340608

Western

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/western-romance-s-bridges/1122692460?ean=2940152365566

Heights

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-heights-of-perdition-c-s-johnson/1125275373?ean=2940155431374

Clipper

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/clipper-beach-roma-brooks/1124326909?ean=2940153667379

Arranged

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/arranged-wedding-fears-roxanne-amour/1125852900?ean=2940154195239

French

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/clean-christian-romance-harriet-lord/1122692520?ean=2940152279894

Western

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-brides-megan-west/1121135002?ean=2940151670265

Night

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-night-at-the-opera-apollos-rivoire-jr/1121667277?ean=2940151844376

Page

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/page-tanya-anne-crosby/1127403927?ean=2940153180311

Daughter

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-daughter-of-the-king-mrs-philip-barnes/1126761941?ean=2940154456262

Alexandra

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/alexandra-lauren-royal/1124782662?ean=2940151109864

Deck

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-deck-of-fools-miranda-meyers/1125333427?ean=2940154245972


FICTION

Time

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-time-of-the-attack-greg-ellis/1103853617?ean=2940011334474


MYSTERY/ THRILLER

Wuthering

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wuthering-heights-emily-bront/1003645331?ean=2940024810347

Dreadful

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-dreadful-alchemist-charles-z-david/1125314630?ean=2940153564289

Two Graves Sample

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/two-graves-douglas-j-preston/1110153700?ean=9781455573509

Twins

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-twins-r-g-miller/1123520638?ean=2940153175195

Rebel

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rebel-heart-michael-hh-warren/1124518473?ean=2940153907024

Don't

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dont-pick-up-the-phone-md-khamil/1124714715?ean=2940153755076

Stories

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/stories-from-the-war-autumn-m-birt/1125305373?ean=2940151833066

Origins

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/origins-eric-drouant/1124182382?ean=2940153323824

Awakening

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-awakening-revisited-sandra-ross/1119741804?ean=2940044965638

Protocol

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-protocol-j-robert-kennedy/1104787461?ean=2940046277234

First In

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/first-in-karl-york/1120581923?ean=2940046266108

Woman in White

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-woman-in-white-wilkie-collins/1116743916?ean=2940024897270

Past Lives

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/past-lives-christopher-kokoski/1125283062?ean=2940153480107

American Lease

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/american-lease-a-dylan-cold-thriller-k-d-mcadams/1127070073?ean=2940158908064

Out

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/out-of-the-shadows-tim-jopling/1122647285?ean=2940152347630

Hacking

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hacking-the-mission-peter-mclennan/1122870948?ean=2940152435214

Shadow

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shadow-of-the-wolf-connie-flynn/1030291039?ean=2940044467859

Plan of Attack

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/plan-of-attack-walt-sautter/1123209389?ean=2940045922364

Tier

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tier-unit-3-1-day-one-lincoln-james/1127728537?ean=2940155419099


SPECULATION / THEORIES

Forbidden

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-forbidden-parapsychology-sexual-influence-from-a-distance-psychic-attacks-and-other-parapsychological-techniques-jose-m-herrou-aragon/1112483245?ean=9781105884658


COVER ART

Bad Boys

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/chasing-bad-boys-kylie-parker/1126862223?ean=2940154749234

GRAPHIC NOVEL/ MANGA

Attack on Titan

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/attack-on-titan-anthology-fcbd-sampler-various/1124016286?ean=9781682332917

Crawling Hand

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/attack-of-the-crawling-hand-nicole-prestin/1119322737?ean=2940045850681

HUMOR

Triangulum

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/triangulum-stain-moctezuma-johnson/1119129203?ean=2940045811019

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Jokes of the Day ....

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"I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made me."
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Where do you find the most vampires in New York?
The Vampire State Building!
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Where do you get microwaves?
Tiny beaches!
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Doctor, doctor, I've a pain at the base of my back!
Let’s get to the bottom of this!
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What does the cat like on his hot dogs!
Mouse-stard!
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What do cats like to eat?
Mice-cream!
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“One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes.”
Jack Handy

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Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Jokes of the Day ...

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What food stays hot no matter how cold it gets?
A pepper!
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Why is honey so hard to find in Boston?
Because there is only one B in Boston!
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111, 111, 111 x 111, 111, 111 = 12, 345, 678, 987, 654, 321

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Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Song lyrics of the day ....

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You're a Werewolf (sung to the tune of "That's Amore")
If the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
You're a werewolf.
If you run down the street on your paws, not your feet,
You're a werewolf
You get pointy ears, you get furry skin,
You want to hunt game, nothing is the same
You're a werewolf
You get pointy ears, you get furry skin,
You want to hunt game, nothing is the same
You're a werewolf
If you howl at the moon some warm night in mid- June
You're a werewolf
If you run with a pack, use a scent trail to track
You're a werewolf
When raw meat makes you drool and you wag like a fool,
You're a werewolf
When you dream you have paws, wake with blood on your jaws,
You're a werewolf
You get pointy ears, you get furry skin,
You want to hunt game, nothing is the same
You're a werewolf
You get pointy ears, you get furry skin,
You want to hunt game, nothing is the same
You're a werewolf
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Monday, January 15, 2018

Jokes of the day...

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Why did Johnny bring his skunk to school?
For show-and-smell!
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How do you make a milk shake?
Scare it!

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Sunday, January 14, 2018

Jokes of the Day ....

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Where do music teachers go on vacation?
Florida Keys!
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Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pennsylvania.
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Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
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Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hog-warts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!.


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Saturday, January 13, 2018

Joke of the Day ...

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How is a cat different from a frog?
A cat has nine lives while a frog croaks every day!
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Where do baby cows eat their lunch at school?
The calf-eteria!
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Nick Knight: I take it you need something.
Javier Vachon: Your doctor friend.
Nick Knight: What for?
Javier Vachon: I've got a sick friend. I need her help.
Nick Knight : She's not that kind of doctor.
Javier Vachon: I hear she's pretty good with the dead. And the undead. Look, I can't take this one to the hospital. In the emergency room, what am I'm gonna tell them? He's allergic to penicillin, garlic, sunlight, crosses, and food. He's about four hundred and fifty and he can fly.

Javier Vachon (played by Ben Bass) is a fictional character in the Canadian television series Forever Knight

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Friday, January 12, 2018

Free Friday Nook Book ...

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Forbidden


https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/forbidden-kimberley-griffiths-little/1120221733?ean=9780062195005#/

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Free Nook Books Friday, Jan 12, 2018

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LIST FOR FRIDAY Jan 12, 2018

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.


CHILDREN/YA

Chase Me

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/chase-me-paul-xylinides/1120888741?ean=2940152099379

PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

The Mating Chase (Werewolves of Montana, #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-mating-chase-bonnie-vanak/1114849580?ean=9781498985635

Sean Ryanis

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sean-ryanis-the-impossible-chase-josh-kilen/1104729478?ean=2940045117692

Chasing Forgiveness: A Tala Prophecy Companion Novella

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/chasing-forgiveness-tia-silverthorne-bach/1125726129?ean=2940154000243

Daybreak

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/chasing-daybreak-ranae-glass/1120347514?ean=2940151851411

Chasing Powers - New Path

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/chasing-powers-new-path-daniel-powis/1113886934?ean=9781471079139

Chasing Bigfoot: A Shifter Agents Standalone Story

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/chasing-bigfoot-lauren-esker/1123939849?ean=2940153079141

Venom

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/venom-of-the-gods-sebastian-chase/1117433438?ean=2940045416504


ROMANCE

Down

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/down-on-the-bayou-erika-chase/1122232979?ean=2940152002775

Be Mine

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/be-mine-valentine-jessa-chase/1125456094?ean=2940153948096

Sexy Lawyers

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sexy-lawyers-saison-1-episode-1-objection-emma-chase/1124815443?ean=9782755627602

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

Downshift (Downshift Series)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/downshift-bonnie-r-paulson/1126840184?ean=2940153552187

Fated

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-fated-conversation-mario-v-farina/1126761986?ean=2940154454978

Reclusive

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-reclusive-billionaire-book-one-dc-chagnon/1122870803?ean=2940152433579

Landry

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/landrys-back-in-town-margery-scott/1123590401?ean=2940152837056

Pitch Black

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/pitch-black-clean-version-elise-noble/1127130414?ean=2940158708305

Hello

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hello-soulmate-faith-anna/1124360303?ean=2940153671727

Nice Twin

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/nice-twin-mean-twin-mario-v-farina/1124468762?ean=2940153695136

Taking

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/taking-their-second-chance-brenna-welles/1127157848?ean=2940154566565

Fairfield

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fairfield-amish-romance-elanor-miller/1122874596?ean=2940152436976

Counterfeit

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-counterfeit-lighthouse-lisa-shea/1125705476?ean=2940154238479

Fated

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fated-souls-dean-murray/1125457022?ean=2940157264093

Matchmaker

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/matchmakers-guidebook-kristi-rose/1124072981?ean=2940153379159

Secret

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/regency-romance-jessie-bennett/1124368360?ean=2940153221939

Wrong Path

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-wrong-path-pamela-humphrey/1124857027?ean=9780996877091

New

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/new-beginnings-jodie-collins/1123789685?ean=2940153177250

Love is Blind

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/love-isblind-gabriela-louis/1124084915?ean=2940153116136

Sealed

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sealed-with-a-kiss-leeanna-morgan/1122651347?ean=2940152346930

Revenge

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/revenge-emily-josephine/1127546494?ean=2940154633106

FICTION

Chasing Oranges

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/chasing-oranges-claude-vicent/1123850174?ean=2940154385852

Protecting His Best Friend's Sister (The Protectors)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/protecting-his-best-friends-sister-samantha-chase/1126914119?ean=2940154676080

Blue Moon

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/blue-moon-sizzlers-novel-excerpts-recipes-lunar-lore-elaine-raco-chase/1113046385?ean=2940044863323


MYSTERY/ THRILLER

Mayday

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mayday-paul-moxham/1111650263?ean=9781498934930

Missing

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/missing-paul-moxham/1111898203?ean=9781498916776

At the Club

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-at-the-club-cg-prado/1126384247?ean=2940154363140

Mapping

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mapping-murder-william-andrews/1126964758?ean=9781944762476

Spirit

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-spirit-of-murder-patricia-noad/1108337595?ean=2940032973157

Break

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-at-the-break-cg-prado/1107710463?ean=2940032860655

Design

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-by-design-mary-jane-forbes/1107412978?ean=2940154863800

Too Close

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-too-close-to-home-jt-lewis/1113644945?ean=2940045759625

Dorm

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-in-the-dorm-cg-prado/1122938433?ean=2940152462159

Mansion

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-at-the-mansion-alison-golden/1122857794?ean=2940152729658

South of France

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-in-the-south-of-france-susan-kiernan-lewis/1116599257?ean=2940148518501

Playing

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/playing-at-murder-gillian-larkin/1126998786?ean=2940154928530

Hatterton Crow

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-in-hatterton-crow-ormolu-mockingbird/1117536762?ean=2940149004539

Harrowing

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/harrowing-part-1-edwin-tipple/1123544605?ean=2940152808063

Atria

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-atria-international-book-of-mysteries-m-j-rose/1111396530?ean=9781451676655

Mischief

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-and-mischief-in-the-hamptons-t-l-ingham/1114043267?ean=2940045126861

No Place

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/no-place-to-die-jaden-skye/1126170839?ean=2940157567491

Painting

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-painting-murders-js-donovan/1127685141?ean=2940154656921

Harlem

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-murder-in-harlem-g-miki-hayden/1113031790?ean=2940032900887

The Chase

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-chase-adrienne-giordano/1114168660?ean=2940157264109

Old Friends

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/old-friends-angus-mclean/1119956613?ean=2940046064582

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