Jewish Joke of the Day ....

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During a Sabbath service a rabbi is seized by a sudden wave of guilt, prostrates himself and cries out, “God, before you I am nothing!”


The cantor is so moved by this demonstration of piety that he throws himself to the floor beside the rabbi and cries, “God, before you I am nothing!”


Watching this scene unfold from his seat in the first row, the chairman of the synagogue’s trustees jumps up, flops down in the aisle and cries, “God, before you I am nothing!”


The rabbi nudges the cantor and whispers, “So look who thinks he’s nothing!”


(This ancient yarn is known to Talmudic scholars as Jewish Joke No. 73 )


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