Physics Lesson of the Day ....

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"Feline Physics"



Part I


Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless...
acted upon by some outside force, such as
the opening of cat food or a nearby scurrying
mouse.

Law of Cat Motion
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there
is a really good reason to change direction.


Law of Cat Magnetism
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract
cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness
of the fabric.


Law of Cat Thermodynamics
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body,
except in the case of a cat, in which case all
heat flows to the cat.


Law of Cat Stretching
A cat will stretch to a distance proportional
to the length of the nap just taken.


Law of Cat Sleeping
All cats must sleep with people whenever
possible, in a position as uncomfortable for
the people involved, and as comfortable as
possible for the cat.
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