Thursday, January 9, 2020

Kindle

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Red Clay Girl

https://www.amazon.com/Red-Clay-Girl-Emilie-Spaulding-ebook/dp/B01HFDMVC4/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

The Complete Little Women

https://www.amazon.com/Complete-Little-Women-Louisa-Alcott-ebook-dp-B083JGGQHY/dp/B083JGGQHY/ref=mt_kindle?_encoding=UTF8&me=&qid=

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Jokes of the day

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Where’s the best area for catching flatfish? 

Anywhere - there’s lots of plaices! 

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Where’s the best place to enjoy Halloween? 

Lake Eerie! 

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Which animal is the best baseball player? 

A bat! 

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Which animals howl when trees are chopped down? 

Timberrrr wolves!

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore! 

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What kind of animal says zzzzub? 

A bee flying backwards!

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For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. 

~ Douglas Adams

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Humor Quotes

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Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer.

- Tom Lehrer


When you argue with reality, you lose - but only always.

- Byron Katie

What you want is irrelevant, what you have chosen is at hand.

- Spock in Star Trek VI

What is history but a fable agreed upon?

- Napoleon Bonaparte


Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

- Anonymous


Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.

- H. L. Mencken



Get the facts first. You can distort them later.

- Mark Twain


I am neither bitter nor cynical but I do wish there was less immaturity in political thinking.

- Franklin D. Roosevelt

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

- George Burns

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

-Douglas Adams

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race."

-Don Marquis

"Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve."

-George Bernard Shaw

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Kindle

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Stonebridge Conspiracy

https://www.amazon.com/Stonebridge-Conspiracy-David-Moore-ebook/dp/B00DR1IJZ2/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Moonshine and Manslaughter: A Hillbilly Hexes Cozy Mystery (Hillbilly Hexes Cozy Mystery Series Book 1)

https://www.amazon.com/Moonshine-Manslaughter-Hillbilly-Hexes-Mystery-ebook/dp/B07YYM4298/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

The Vienna Connection

https://www.amazon.com/Vienna-Connection-Dick-Rosano-ebook/dp/B07SKHMM6H/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Varangian: Historical Fiction Set In 11th Century Byzantium

https://www.amazon.com/Varangian-Historical-Fiction-Century-Byzantium-ebook/dp/B07KFS33SF/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Acres of Diamonds

https://www.amazon.com/Acres-Diamonds-Russell-H-Conwell-ebook/dp/B06X6LQT4S/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

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Nook Audio

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https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/135510/deaths-mistress

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Wednesday, January 8, 2020

Humor Quotes

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“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” – George Carlin

“If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you’re a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.” – Kurt Vonnegut


“I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.” – W.C. Fields

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” – George Carlin

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
- Oscar Wilde

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
- George Carlin

Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.
- George S. Patton

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