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TO : MR. SANDMAN
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I would like to lodge a complaint
To whoever programs my dreams
That my dreams are not at all
What I ordered
The dreams I wanted were exciting adventures
Delightful company, exotic locations
Luxury and a great story with a happy ending
However
The dreams I got were frustrating, problematic
Ominous, confusing, inconclusive
Fragments of weird events, even scares
Please fix this immediately
Or you will hear from The Creature Under the Bed
Who happens to also be an attorney
About my rights being violated by obnoxious content
And my peaceful enjoyment of sleep being disturbed
By nonsense.
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