Random stuff

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“A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could have only one book, what would it be? I always say, "How to Build a Boat.”

― Stephen Wright

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“I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.”

― Tina Fey

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What do you call shoes made from bananas?

Slippers.

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The Chinese have about six thousand characters in their alphabet. So don’t order alphabet soup in a Chinese restaurant unless you are very very hungry.

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“A singer can shatter glass with the proper high note," he said, "but the simplest way to break glass is simply to drop it on the floor.”

Anne Rice

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Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success.

Dale Carnegie

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I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.


Steven Wright

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There is no duty we so much underrate as the duty of being happy. By being happy we sow anonymous benefits upon the world.

Robert Louis Stevenson

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