Friday, November 22, 2019

Jokes of the day

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Hyperbole - It's the BEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do lady vampires attract male vampires?

They bat their eyelashes!

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A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating, recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."

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