Sunday, June 16, 2019

Jokes of the day

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What do you call a dead mitochondrion?

A MITOCHONDRI-OFF

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When studying the respiration of primates my old zoology teacher said "You may think the mucus membrane is gross, but it's snot"

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Before taking a vacation a nuclear scientist hung a "Gone Fission" sign on his office door.

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