Joke of the day

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A man is pulled over by a police officer for a broken headlight. The cop looks in the car and sees a collection of knives on the back seat.

"What are those for?" he asks, suspiciously.

"I'm a juggler, I juggle knives in the circus."

"Oh yeah? Let me see you do it." the cop orders.

The man gets out and soon he's juggling a machete, a bowie knife, a bayonet, and a short sword by the side of the road.

An older couple drives past and the wife says, "For heaven's sake, Fred, slow down. The sobriety test in this town is really hard!"

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