Jokes of the day

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What kind of a key opens a banana? 　

A monKEY

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What color socks do bears wear? 　
 　
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet..

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The police were called to the scene of the crime. Why did the police arrest the cat?

 He was a cat burglar.

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Do you know why don't fish like basketball? 　

Because they're afraid of the net.

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A very worried horse went to the doctor for a check up. 　 He was afraid he was getting hay fever!

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