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A wife complained to her husband. "Look at that couple on the other side of the shop. He is holding her hand and kissing her, why can’t you do the same?"
Man: "Are you mad? I don’t even know the woman!
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What cut the Roman Republic in two?
A pair of Caesars.
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A Roman walks into a bar and says "I'll have a martinus."
The bartender looks at him weird before saying, "You mean 'martini?'"
The Roman answers, "If I wanted two, I would have asked for them!"
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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
No one.
No one who?
*Silence*
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Teacher: Mark, did your mom help you with your homework?
Mark: No Miss McMillan, she did it all by herself.
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