Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Jokes of the day

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That makes 7 years in a row.

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How can you tell if a crab is inebriated?

When it starts walking straight forward.

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Do you know something you can hold even when you don’t touch it?

A conversation.

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What would you call an extremely funny mountain?

How about Hill Arious?

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Did you hear about the man that was a compulsive gambler? His wife left him. Now, all he can think about is how he can win her back.


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