Jokes of the day

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Here's  some advice:  If you ever feel cold, go stand in a corner, they're about 90 degrees.


Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.


I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.


A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.  

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