Jokes of the day ..

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What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?

A: Cockerpoodledoo!


Q: Why does the chicken bring toilet paper to the party?

A: Because he is a party pooper.


What do you call a scary chicken?

A: A poultrygeist.


A man runs into the office of a psychiatrist and says: “Doctor, you have to help me: My wife thinks she’s a chicken and I don’t know what to do!”

The psychiatrist, still somewhat shocked from the man bursting into his room: “Ehm, I see. How long has she had this condition?”

“Two years,” says the man.

“Two years, you say?! Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?” asked the psychiatrist.

The man shrugs his shoulders and replies: “We needed the eggs.”

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Q: Why did the chicken go up the stairs?

A: She was already across the street.

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One day, a chicken walks into a library. He goes up to the librarian and says "book book."

The librarian gives him two books and he walks away.

The next day, the chicken walks up to the librarian again and says "book book."

The librarian wonders what the chicken is doing with the books, so she follows him out the door and to a pond.

The chicken held up the books to a frog and the frog said, "Red it, red it..."

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