Jokes of the Day

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Why did the sun not bother going to college?
It already had a million degrees!
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Why did the teacher get stronger bulbs for the school room?
Because the class was a little dim!
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Why did the skeleton keep his head in the freezer?
Because he was a numb-skull!
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Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
It didn't have the guts!

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