Jokes of the Day

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Question: What do you get when you cross a flying saucer with Santa Claus?
Answer: A UF Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Question: What did the grape say to the peanut butter?
Answer: “Tis the season to be jelly!”
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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Tree Wise Men!
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Question: Why does Santa have a garden?
Answer: So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Question: What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Answer: A cookie sheet!
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Question: Which reindeer has bad manners?
Answer: Rude-olph!
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Question: How do snowmen greet each other?
Answer: “Ice to meet you!”
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