Sunday, December 10, 2017

Jokes of the Day

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a cement mixer?


A brick layer!

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What would you get if you crossed a pigeon and a general?

A military coo.

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Dijon vu - the same mustard as before

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What goes "Ha, ha, ha, plop"?


A man laughing his head off.

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