Jokes of the day ....

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Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Doctor: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Since I hatched out of my egg.
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Teacher: What's 1 + 1?
Student: One.
Teacher: No, it's two.
Student: Not if one is an alligator and the other one is a chicken.
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There are no birds in last year's nest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882)

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