Joke of the Day ...

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^_^) - The Parrot

During a lull between the speeches at a recent White House dinner, one politician leans over to chat with another.

"Ya know, I bought the candidate a parrot for his birthday. The bird is so smart, the candidate has already taught it to pronounce over two hundred words!"
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"Wow, that's pretty impressive," says the politician, "but, you do realize that he just speaks the words -- he doesn't really understand what they mean."

"Oh, I know," the other politician replies, "Neither does the parrot."

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