Monday, July 31, 2017

Jokes of the Day ....

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What did the snake say when the teacher asked him a question?

Don't asp me!
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What’s the name for a group of lions taking it in turns to use a copy machine?
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Copy cats!
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"Live in the present, remember the past, and fear not the future, for it doesn't exist and never shall. There is only now."
— Christopher Paolini
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“Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.”
― Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Airman's Odyssey
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"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!"
— Dr. Seuss
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A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

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