One of my favorite jokes ever ...

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During Shabbat services the Rabbi kneels and puts his forehead to the floor and says, "Before you oh Lord, I am nothing."


The Cantor looks at him, impressed with this show of humility, and kneels, puts his forehead to the floor, and says, "Before you oh Lord, I am nothing."


Ben Shapiro in the fifth row is watching this. He had never seen such spontaneous religious feeling , so he goes in the middle of the isle, kneels and puts his forehead to the floor and says,  "Me too, before you oh Lord, I too am nothing."


The Rabbi nudges the Cantor. "Look who thinks he's nothing!"
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