Joke of the Day ...

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A long time stoner decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons, nor prior experience.


He mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the stoner begins to slide from the saddle.

In terror, he grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.

He tries to throw his arms around the horse's neck, but he slides down the horse's side anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up his failing grip, the stoner attempts to leap away from the horse and throw himself to safety.

Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the stirrup, he is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head is struck against the ground over and over.

As his head is battered against the ground, he is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to his great fortune, Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees his dilemma and unplugs the horse.


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