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What do ghosts wear around their neck to look smart?
Boo! Ties!
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Where do ghosts get their hair done for Halloween?
At the scare-dresser!
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What happened to the man who crossed a cow with a rooster?
He got an animal that mooed at the crack of dawn!
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“What did you learn in Chemistry today?”
“Today we learned about explosive substances!”
“That’s nice. And what will they teach you at school tomorrow?”
“What school?”
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