Maury Povitch Moment of the Day ...

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Ted goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, `Do you know me?' To which she replies, `I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to all the women he had been with and could think of only two possibilities.

`Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table or are you the hooker I met at a convention and spent the night with in Tulsa?"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, `No, I'm your son's teacher.'


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