Jokes of the Day ...

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Why was the library so tall?


It had lots of stories!
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a woodworm!


Really? What a boring life you have!
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Why was the millipede late?


Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby sister!
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What happened to the man who crossed his dog with a car?


He kept it in a barking lot!


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